Why must I celebrate
My freedom on
Just a day or two?
Think I'll eat a plate
Of beef today
Watch some porn
Hook up with a girl
In a seedy hotel
Who'll make me feel glad
That I was born
Post orgasmic bliss will be
Embraced with dirty talk
And curses
Accompanied with
A reading of Satanic Verses
Only when I manage to do
All of the above
Will I doff my hat to the moral police
And celebrate my independence
For sure
My freedom on
Just a day or two?
Think I'll eat a plate
Of beef today
Watch some porn
Hook up with a girl
In a seedy hotel
Who'll make me feel glad
That I was born
Post orgasmic bliss will be
Embraced with dirty talk
And curses
Accompanied with
A reading of Satanic Verses
Only when I manage to do
All of the above
Will I doff my hat to the moral police
And celebrate my independence
For sure